How Last Night Went

YEsterday was quite eventful.

It started wit going to the zoo with my dad, sister, and Prince. We stayed for three huors, with minimal crying. Prince did not appriciate the train or the carousel as much as I thought he would have. We had over priced, cheap-y food for lunch.

At home, Husband was asleep o the couch, and he grumped at me. But I knew I was going to work, and that I (not We, since Husband is no fun) was going the the bar FOR THE FIRST TIME!!!!!!!!!!.

I only had to work for three hours. which both sucks for money and is awesome for bar-going. (AHHHHH!!!!!)

When I got to work, on my own, as Husband was too tired to drive me ( and apparntly too out of it to remember he told me to take the car) I discovered that all my tables were missing. Which sent me on a trek to find my tables, and I didn't find them all.

my boss has broken ribs.

The desk manager, who makes change,yelled at me for wanting pennies, and then fives and then quarters. This is not my fault. I had $160 in $20's. SHe made me cry for a second. I don't know why. It was stupid.

Then I had to deal with a psycho who wanted to reuse her coupon 6 times. Coupons do not work that way. I question the front desk manager, she confirmed that coupons do not work that way.

I then changed into my going to the bar clothes and left ( Egyption- like gold lame top with jeweled collar, pegged black pants, metallic snake shin heels low, but not flat, but still too high by the end of the night), but not before horrifying my uber-Mormon co worker with my intention to drink. She said she couldn't think of a valid reason to go to a bar, where there were "super scary drunk people" I said that my friend was leaving after tonight. She said "Then go to a restaurant"

No.

You go to a bar to go to a bar. You know its going to be loud, smoky, full of drunk people and slutty girls, and awesome, bitchin', ninja- kick- to -the- gut drinks. You just go to go and to drink and be with people and look at other people and have those people look at you.

Came home. House was destroyed. Prince had written himself all over with a blue pen. Buddy 1 had ordered a pizza. Pizza was consumed, and Buddy 2 showed up . He also engaged in pizza-eating and I put Prince to bed. We then left for the bar. Husband stayed because he is lame and didn't bother to find a sitter

THe bar we went to was called Piper Down, and it's Irish-y. The inside is dark and has high ceilings and a bunch of flat TVS, all on different stations. The booths were up on platforms and had high walls, like a little room. There was a bunch of stuff on the walls and it was holy hell loud. We ordered something called German Chocolate Cake, which was the biggest shot I had ever seen. It took me two tries to finish it, and I think Buddy 1&2 and Marine ( who we were seeing off,) were waiting for me to puke. I didn't.

Then they all ordered beer, and I I got a mai tai. A mai tai tastes like fruit and holy-shit-'I'm-plowed.( Yes, that's a flavor) I was drinking it pretty slow cuz I could totally feel that first shot, which I think was primarily Vodka, but I"m not sure. Marine switched it with his beer at one point. Beer and mai tai's are very different. Very.

Upon finishing it I was profoundly tired, but you can't put your head down at a bar, so the guys took turns talking to me. I don't remember what I said. Which is never good. Buddy 1 was like "Stand up"

Good thing he was standing right there, or I might have lost some teeth. They then decided that I didn't need any more booze. A good call. At which point I drank a bunch of water, decided I had to pee, was led by the hand like a five year old to the bathroom, and locked myself in a stall and coudn't figure out how to get out for a minute ( another sign)

The guys took turns smoking because no one wanted to leave me alone to get raped. Thanks guys. I didn't really want to get raped. They did a good job watching, since I wasn't raped at all.

We sat on the smoking deck. I talked to a girl who was less drunk then me.

Went home. Buddy 1 was kind enough to stop at a Mcdonalds so I could pee ( 2 pints of water is A LOT) but they wouldn't let me. SO we went to Dee's, where we both bee-lined it to the bathrooms and then ordered cheese fries. I only ate half. Cheese fries at Dee's are as big as your head.

We drove for a bit, cuz I was feeling chill, talked about concussions and wisdom teeth, and how odd it feels to feel yourself coming sober. ( It's weird, and I can't describe it well. Its like, drunk, drunk, drunk , drunk. Okay, I'm good now.)

We went home and I fell asleep immidiately on the couch.

I did not throw up at all over the course of the evening or this morning. I do not have a head ache now.

I did have an awesome time and would do it again providing I'm not pregnant.