Unlike everyone else I know, I actually did not indulge in alcohol until I was OF AGE, which means that I have a super healthy liver. All my friends who have been drinking since Jr. High, their livers are all like "Myaaaaah!" after a night of drinking, my liver is like "DOOT-DO-DOOOOO!"
Like, I have four drinks and I get to ride the wave for a while, fall asleep suddenly and wake up the next morning brimming with obnoxiously perky energy whilst my fellow drinking buddies are curled on the cold tile floor.
Even while I'm drinking, I start to sober up, cuz my liver is just that badass. Maybe it's cuz I eat the whole time I"m drinking cuz I just don't like how alcohol on nothing makes my stomach feel ( which is like when an elevator goes down when you thought it would go up.) It must dampen the effect considerably. Most people have a drink in one hand and a cigarette in another (or another drink) I have a drink in one hand and a box of Ritz crackers in the other.
My work buddy came to work hungover yesterday . Her liver is not as badass as mine.
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